|British Blogger:||Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.|
Equitable Life Insurance Building in New York burnt and frozen in 1912. The temperature had dipped to 16 degrees Fahrenheit so the firefighters efforts to put the fire out also resulted in icing up the building. Read more about the story here.
I just heard someone out my window say something about “the wedding tonight”. Who gets married on a Sunday night? Our wedding is next Saturday. Chris is in Florida for his bachelor party weekend. He said he just got wasted and hung out on a pier until 8 a.m. I had my weird version of a bachelorette party last night. It was fun until we went to eat at a place where his ex waits tables. It was so awkward. I was wearing this veil and a goofy pink sash and walked right by her with his sister and my tiny entourage. I felt like a dugong. She kept having to dodge us, flitting all over in her little dress with her hair swishing, and my hair is always up and doesn’t swish. I got really sick after drinking on an empty, nervous stomach and my friend had to walk me outside and bring her car around to come get me. I was shaking like a washing machine full of baseballs. I was so fucking embarrassed. I think I scared everyone. Now I’m sitting in bed painting pumpkins white and watching Once Upon a Time. This is a really stupid show. But it feels good not to have to do anything today except decorate pumpkins. I needed this day. I’m still in my nightgown and robe. It seemed like it was a sort of nice day out, but I am not sure. All I saw was the sun in my open windows. This sounds stupid, but as much mental preparation as I’ve been doing for my upcoming nuptials, the one thing that I just realized and that kinda bummed me out was that theoretically, I’m never going to have another female roommate. I’ll never live with another girl and get to borrow her clothes. I prefer this arrangement, but this one chapter of my life I’m realizing is over.