February 2012
61 posts
Anonymous asked: my doctor put me on lexapro this morning...
Anonymous asked: You're a gentleman and a scholar.
Anonymous asked: how can I stop obsessing over love that I can't have? and stop falling for guys who are unavailable or who treat me badly?
Anonymous asked: You know that teenaged feeling that I will never know love? I was that girl. I'm in my twenties now & the longest relationship I had lasted for 2 years. Two on and off years, filled with heartbreak & mental abuse (the guy was good at guilt trips) that still has me thinking that he is all I deserve, or will ever be close enough to know what love is. We're over now. After him...
Anonymous asked: I am Ezra Miller.
Anonymous asked: I tear out page 69 of every book I check out from my school's library and keep them all in a box. Im determined to do the whole library. no one is onto me yet >:)
Anonymous asked: The most painful part of it all is in the back of my mind i will always be in love with the same person
Anonymous asked: I haven't washed my bra in over a year.
Anonymous asked: I had someone's baby and didn't tell him for eight years. The man raising her loves her like his own, assumes she is his own, and they are very close. I recently contacted the man I suspected to be her biological father and we did a DNA test which confirmed my suspicions. Now her bio-dad (lol that sounds funny) would like to know his daughter and my stupid little life built on lies will...
Anonymous asked: I almost slept with my friend's boyfriend twice (everything but actual penetration) and I think I'm kind of in love with him. I also like another guy too but I think he just sees me as a girl he smokes/drinks with and makes out with. I'm heartbroken over both and don't know what to do.
Tell me anonymous secrets, so I can publish them for all to read.
(I will reserve comment.)
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It’s probably advantageous to make some kind of disclaimer before anyone calls in the cavalry. Take everything I write with the pinkest of salt grains.
versayce asked: oh your post about rich kids! i was a poor kid too and i remember whenever i went to slightly richer kids' houses it was so fucking boring. they didn't know what to do with themselves except watch tv. i was like, 'let's go play!' and they were like, 'that's dirty and dangerous'. and now being an adult i can't be friends with people who just go out for...
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Anonymous asked: Work is slow. I am in a cubicle. I was introduced to '"yr" tumblr by a friend. I just spent hours reading as far back as I could possibly read from present to past. I was never confused, but for a minute. I guess chronology doesn't matter all that much. I had to stop a few times due to panic. Your writing gave me a panic attack once or twice. I really don't have a question...
Anonymous asked: do you think you will always be friends with will koenig?
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When I was little, all I wanted to be was a princess, a mermaid, a fairy, a ballerina. I danced a lot and I was good at it. I liked lamee and feathers and sequins. It was such a desperate feeling. Lost, unable to acquire those accoutrements, waiting to be crowned.
Now there are so many horrors and there just aren’t enough aluminum bats for my face. I think I only loved this guy who talked...
Anonymous asked: bonjour, yr real swell. what sort of advice would you give to someone who knows absolutely nothing about everything ??
Anonymous asked: I smirk. Ugh. I am such a cock. Marijuana is addictive.
I noticed lately that I’ve gotten these smile lines around my mouth that the late-night television ads call ‘parentheses’ and promise to eliminate, but I rather like mine. For some reason, I’m only getting them on the left side of my mouth, though. Perhaps I’m smirking more than smiling? I will work on that.
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Tonight I went out with no pants on and I bought a six dollar piece of cake. This bender just left me alone in his house with an old Brad Pitt movie on, and I was talking on the phone at the time so I couldn’t object. Now I’m just sitting here wondering if I should ash on the floor the whole time he’s gone. Please advise. It’s carpet so I can just rub it in.
With John Waters’ blessing, I am watching the Justin Beiber movie, and he just ate a doughnut out of a garbage can backstage. I’m just sitting here laughing myself to tears. I wonder how many girls he’s fucked. There is a number. There is a number, and I’ll never know it. I think it might be over 700 or 800 or least 9,000. This is the best move I’ve ever seen....
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Anonymous asked: what creeps you out? I hang on yr words, I love yr words.
Anonymous asked: My ass(hole) really hurts right now, because I took a shit the other night when I was drunk, and I guess I didn't wipe very well, because some shit stayed behind and it is irritating the skin like a motherfucker. I would wipe it off now but it has dried. I am doing everything I can to stop this madness. The shower does no good. It is well past the intermediate intergluteal cleft, near the...
Anonymous asked: Do you believe in the institution of marriage?
Anonymous asked: ive been encouraged to take prenatal vitamins to make my hair grow longer/faster, have you ever done that? and how will this effect my uterine development?
When one of my queries to a Craigslist rental ad was followed up by an obvious scammer on a mission in Africa, requesting I fill out a profile of myself, I sent a hyperlink to tubgirl.com. They replied “I want you to know that I’m satisfied with your profile and also believe l can trust in you, l showed your profile to my wife and daughter , they said they are ok with it.”...
Anonymous asked: Joe's shirt?
At best, it will be like it never was. But it will never be like it was.
He looked down on me in life. Suppose he’s looking down on me in death.