Anonymous asked: My ass(hole) really hurts right now, because I took a shit the other night when I was drunk, and I guess I didn't wipe very well, because some shit stayed behind and it is irritating the skin like a motherfucker. I would wipe it off now but it has dried. I am doing everything I can to stop this madness. The shower does no good. It is well past the intermediate intergluteal cleft, near the anus. Do you like Richard Feynman?

I wish you were Aaron.